An Important Notice to All Owners
Of the Black Cat 3600 Model Broomstick
Dear valued customers,
It has come to the notice of the Black Cat Quality Con-troll Center that fatal navigation system errors have become alarmingly frequent in our new 3600 model. These errors have a slight possibility of proving dangerous, due to a temporary loss of flight capabilities. Research and De-spell-ement has determined that these errors are caused by the recent solar flares that have, unfortunately, provided an unexpected hazard for all broom riding individuals. Due to this entirely unforeseeable malfunction, we must issue a world wide recall of the 3600 model broomstick. Please note that any continued use of said model is entirely at the risk of the owner. We apologize for this inconvenience, and would like to extend our sincere condolences to those who have suffered property and physical damage in the wake of these recent solar assaults.
Yours sincerely,
I. B. Aghoul, Black Cat Broomsticks
Help Wanted:
Opening: One (1) Seer, well versed in predetermination, fortune telling, and far
sight. Good work ethic a must. Extra pay offered to those skilled in object
reading and astrology. If you can see this job in your future, please apply now
at Black Cat Broomsticks, Accident Predetermination division. You’ll know where
to find us.
by Shawn Neibaur (10/31/2003)