The Rules

1. The female always makes the rules.

2. The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.

3. No male can possibly know all the rules.

4. If the female suspects that the male knows all the rules, she must immediately change some, or all, of the rules.

5. The female is never wrong.

7. If rule 6 applies, the female must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding; otherwise the male must take full responsibility for the incident.

8. The female can change her mind at any given point in time.

9. The male must never change his mind without express written prior consent from the female.

10. The female has every right to be angry or upset at any given time.

11. The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female wants him to be angry or upset.

12. The female must under no circumstances let the male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.

13. Any attempt to document the rules could result in bodily harm for the male.

14. No female will ever admit to making the rules; but will strictly enforce them at all times.

15. If the female has PMS or is pregnant all rules are null and void.